Two Perspectives

Dear God,

Please make me pretty
I know you made me, me
But sometimes,

I wish I looked like the guy on T.V.
Instead of having a PhD in philosophy.

If I were beautiful and dumb,
At least then I wouldn't be smart enough to care.

But I guess this is the life I lead
And I should be content with what you've given me

So thank you God.
Amen

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Dear God,

Please make me smart
I know you made me, me
But sometimes,

I wish I were smarter than a fifth grader
Instead of on the cover of GQ and the Enquirer

If I were smart and average
At least I'd be able to understand what ever one says all the time

But I guess this is the life I lead
And I should be content with what you've given me

So thank you God.
Amen